Dreams - the copy machine!

I was talking to a friend about some of the weird dreams that I have sometimes, then he told me I should post my dreams at the blog. So, here I am!

The first dream I will tell you guys about is the one I named "the copy machine dream".

I had this dream in a Thursday night and I was 14 years-old. It's really unforgetable... At least it's to me! The dream is long, so I will try to summarize it as much as possible. The dream is crazy, but the end not that much exciting and not funny at all.

I was in a very old house with some friends. Somehow I found out that there was a "machine" in the front door and this machine wanted to control my mind. How can a machine control someone's mind?! By sending some kind of waves through the air just like in physics classes! Scary, right?

I tried to hide myself in the house, but the machine got in. Then I faced the machine for the first time: it was a copy machine!

I was inside the house running away from the machine. I don't know how, but I found out the machine wouldn't be able to control my mind if I talked non-stop. The talking would work as a kind of shield...

However, my friends inside the house didn't know about it and didn't even know about the machine!!! Yeah, I still ask myself "how come someone doesn't notice a huge copy machine "walking" around the house?!"... It is possible in my dreams, dude.

Anyways, the copy machine was sending really strong-powerfull waves to try to brake the talking shield, then my quiet friends ended up controlled by the machine! Exactly! The copy machine was accidentally controlling the mind of my innocent friends. I realized they have their mind under control when they turned to me and asked me who they were...

They wouldn't do anything bad against me or against themselves, but they were looking kind of dumb and didn't even know who they were!

It seemed to me the machine was getting even more strong and suddenlly it started changing its shape. What?!? Yeah, the machine was changing its shape! It was no longer a simple copy machine, it turned into T-1000!!!! Turned into what?!? Come on, haven't you seen Terminator 2: Judgement day?!? Basically, T-1000 was the android assassin made out of mercury! Just check the link and you will understand in how much dangerous I was...

I got desperated and didn't know what to do anymore. So, I decided to run away from that house and started climbing and jumping the walls to the neighbours' houses. Yes, I would climb and jump walls from one house to another. Have I told you that I was singing a brazilian song while I was running away from the mercury guy?!

The mercury was still in my back, just a few steps behind me.

Two interesting facts: 1. I got into the backyard of the neighbours, but there were no houses; 2. All backyards were the same and they all have swimming pools.

For some unknown reason, I realized that diving into the water would also work as a shield. So I kept jumping from backyard into another singing the same song and also diving into the swimming pools...

Then comes the boring part I told you: the end! I woke up in the middle of my scape and I understood that the mercury guy was waiting for me to lose my voice, so there wouldn't be any shield if I were hoarse (and I couldn't be under the water all the time!).

The ridiculous part of the dream happenned when I was already awake. I didn't go to school that Friday morning because I didn't wake up on time. So, I was at home in the morning and turned on the radio into one of the most popular radio station back then.

There was a special guest in the morning radio show: a lady would pick up some calls and would "solve" the dreams of the audience. Can you guess who called the radio station to tell about the last night dream to the lady?!

Come on! I had to call, it was a sign! I had the dream in the previous night, didn't go to the school and in that particular morning there was a lady revealing dreams! So, I called the radio and incrediblely someone picked up my call.

I introduced myself and then I said: "I dreamt that a copy machine wanted to control my mind". There was a 2-seconds silence, and then the next thing you could hear was only the laughs in the radio station. Yes, I called a radio and said in national network that I was running away from a copy machine that wanted to control my mind.

The lady explained me the facts behind the dream and what it really meant. I also got a nice book written by her.

Are you curious about what she told me? It's a secret. A secret that belongs to me and to the people who were listening to the radio that morning, but it's still a secret ;-) He he he he...

By the way, the dream wasn't sponsered by Xerox - the document company®, but I wouldn't mind if Xerox paid me a few bucks to mention the company's name in my posts or to put a link to its website...

Here are the pictures of the copy machine and the mercury guy that haunted my dream in that night :-)

Love you all! Have a nice week!!!!